(Source: legolasgreeenleaf, via geothebio)
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
(via theongrayjoy)
- Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
- Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
Fuckin’ Betty Crocker recipe book….
It’s funny because many of their employees actually read Homestuck
Betty Crocker: The true trolls in the fandom
(Source: nekoengies, via john-egnerd)
Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.
(Source: packageofgirlyevil, via lamamama)
(Source: uniqueanimedays, via john-egnerd)
